Cancer Bore

I am the absolutely last person on earth I thought would ever say this - but I thought I'd better come clean now rather than have this leak out slowly - or worse - to have to admit this over and over again publicly - but I am now well and truly a member of The Other Side. This week, after much internet blogging and research, I have decided to give up all dairy produce. And worse is to come...I have bought a carton of soya milk. This has led to the inevitable - I can no longer drink tea or coffee as soya milk and Taylors of Harrowgate just do not work.

It's official. I am turning into a Cancer Bore.

But the path to dairy free righteousness has not been easy...

Yesterday

7am Woke up and made cup of 'Especially Rare (expensive) Chinese Green Tea (indistinguishable from drinking directly out of fish tank)

10am Freshly squeezed beetroot, celery and cucumber juice. No I am not joking.

1pm Lunch - had to go to Fresh and Wild as had nothing suitable in house.

(While there stocked up on interesting low fat meat alternatives and more hideously expensive dairy free stuff)

7pm Supper -Quorn mince with wholeweat pasta. Yuck yuck yuck

10pm Delicous cup of Fennel Tea


Today

7am - More fish tank tea. Meusli made with soya milk (yuck yuck yuck) made bearable by addition of a ton of nuts and dried fruit.

11am - Cup of Barley NO CAFF with soya milk - hot, wet and tasteless

1pm - Thank God for John Lewis - very tasty lentil salad with hummous, roast artichokes and tomato soup.

7pm - Chicken curry made without yoghurt - weird.

Clearly I will have to live in John Lewis. I always knew it would come to this.